jessepnkman:

ladies, if a guy doesn’t eat pussy but still expects to get his dick sucked… laugh right in his face. leave the room in the midst of your laughter. go home while laughing. keep laughing for the rest of your life. never stop laughing.

Dreams won’t come looking for you. That’s why you have to chase them. Pursue them, until they become reality then hold on tightly.
Unknown  (via psych-facts)
One day, in retrospect, the years of struggle will strike you as the most beautiful.
 Sigmund Freud  (via psych-facts)

shiiiiiii.. I’m looking and I don’t foresee that happening.

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chesterloaf:

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i donate blood in the hopes that my blood will overpower theirs and take control of their body so i will gain another vessel to use as my own

why am I reblogging this?

it appears my blood has been successful

reallyreallyreallytrying:

Ratatouille might as well of just been about a human chef. very little genuine rat behavior on show in film. did not show the rat cleaning his whiskers once.

only reblogged so i could be the thousandth reblogger. crown me bitches.


dekutree:

where the fuck is the bartender

(Source: stepanda)

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The only thing more beautiful than the rising sun in the morning is the back of my eyelids from not having to be up at the ass crack of dawn